When
I reached class one, we got a relief teacher called Mrs.
Coad, who had a bright red face, a bush of wild grey hair,
and a personality to match. She radiated enthusiasm and
energy and seemed to take us for everything P.E.,
R.I., English, Reading in fact I think she could
have taken the school on single-handed. She would often
read to us gruesome accounts from the Bible, and stories
such as Blue Beard, and take great delight in giving us
the gory details for the class to savour. She was an excellent
teacher, and learning was a great pleasure with her.
I
had a few run-ins with Mr. Ager. Being dyslexic I was
often accused of being a lazy dreamer, and I would often
look out of the window for inspiration. Ager would then
launch his New English Bible at me from his desk which
would send me crashing back to earth with a bang. "Are
you with us Mr. Crooks?" he would say. "No, we're with
the Woolwich," the rest of the class would chant. (This
was a catch-phrase in the 70s.)
There were a few children from the school that attended
Sunday school, which was run by Mrs. Mattin and Mrs. Hunt.
I remember Sally, Debby and Vicki Hunt, Julie, Sharon
and Helen Clark, Fred and Ruby Tron, Claire Eley, Christine
May, Nick Ainsworth, William Mattin and my brother Jason,
besides myself. We used to sit on the pews near the Soames'
tomb and listen to Gladys Mattin teach us the accounts
of the Bible. She was very enthusiastic and if you got
her questions right she would often do a little dance
of joy.
We
did a performance of the Nativity in 1978, when I played
the part of Joseph and Christine May played Mary. I remember
this one more than any other as a few days earlier I had
given my brother Jason a black eye, which then forced
him to play the part of the black king. There seemed to
be more of a community spirit in those days, as the church
was packed out with people from the village.
In
the 1970s it was the in thing to be in a gang. So, my
friends and I had a type of gang which tore around the
village getting up to all manner of mischief for seven
years. The gang consisted of William Mattin, Nick Ainsworth,
Ian Bush, my brother Jason and myself, and towards the
later years we also had Simon Eley. After the fire in
the chimney at William's house (which was Corner Cottage)
he was inspired to build a chimney in a shed by the old
yew tree near
the top of his garden, and this became our base from which
we launched out to terrorise the village on our bikes.